A Christmas Story

No kid in his right mind would turn down a Double Dog Dare the humiliation would be unbearable. So when Flick takes up the dare one cold day at recess, a myth is confirmed and an icy flagpole...

"Aunt Clara sends the nicest gifts!" Ralphie couldn't disagree more. What on earth would a fourth-grade boy want with a pink, full-bodied bunny suit? Oh, the indignity of indignities!...